• Artist: R. Kelly
• Song Title: Trapped In The Closet [Chapter III]
• Album: TP.3 Reloaded

Well here we are, the four of us
In total shock, me and her
I close my mouth, swollow spit
And I'm thinking to myself this is some deep s**t
Then I said so you gone tell me he's the one you been talkin to
He says yes
I says no
He says yes
I says no
He says it's the truth
I yell all of yall a**es crazy let me up out this door
Because this is way more than I bargain for
And then she says wait, I'm sure we can all fix this
And then I say I'm late plus I ain't got a damn thing to do with this
And then she says but wouldn't you like to know just how it all began
Then I thought to myself and said quick you got three minutes
Then it got real quiet I said somebody start talking
She says My God Rufus I got just one question
How could you do something like this I'm so hurt
Then he looked at her and said b**** please you got your nerve
With all your club hoppin
Lyin sayin you was shoppin
And now here you are in our home and you callin me wrong
She said okay you busted me
And that much I agree
You caught me cheating
But this is a little extreme
He says you are my wife sleepin behind my back
And now I come home and you got him in the closet how extreme is that
She says but she's a he
He says please you can't judge me
She says Rufus this is crazy
And I say stop arguing
I did not stay here to hear yall chew each other out
So get to the point or I swear I'm out
Excuse my please but I think I can explain what's going on in here
My name is Chuck and I've been knowin Rufus about a year
And day and night creepin around with him has been a living hell
Creepin in and out of hotels I said brother spare me the details
Then Rufus says Chuck please don't say nothin else
And then she screams Rufus you son of a b****
And he says Cathy go to hell
I said I thought yo name was Mary
That's what you said at the party
Man this is getting crazy
I'm gonna shoot somebody
Then Rufus starts yelling and screamin saying Cathy this is all yo fault
She throws a pillow at him and say you were creepin too
The only difference is you didn't get caught
Chuck screams out we're in love
Cathy says love my a**
Rufus says they getting married
Then I shoot one in the air
Then I said not another one of you b****es say a word
Cause all this s**t i'm goin through is unheard
Grab my cellular saying this is so wrong
Call up my home
And a man picks up the phone!!!