• Artist: Little T & One Track Mike
• Song Title: Shaniqua
• Album: Fome Is Dape

(Dialing up)
(Telephone rings)
"Hello? Nah nah she don't live here man.
I thought I told you.
Yo I think you need to step off. Aight?"

Moved into my apartment at the U-N-I-versity
The only one who lives here is me
So why the the phone ring all day long
I got no friends except Mike, but he's gone for the summer
And I just want some peace and quiet
I come to my room and it's a telephone riot
Ring-a-ling-a-ling
Everytime I take a step
Can't eat, can't sleep, can't breathe
Can't get any of my work done
Cuz people keep callin with the same damn question
"Hello, is Shaniqua there?"
Nah Shaniqua moved out last year
I think you have the wrong number
This is Little T
"You mean Shaniqua's brother?"
Man, can't you just leave me alone
This ain't Shaniqua's house
This ain't her phone
And don't call back again
Cuz if you do, you know the answer man

Shaniqua don't live here no mo'
Shaniqua don't live here no mo'
Shaniqua don't live here no mo'
"Is Shaniqua there?" HELL NO
Shaniqua don't live here no mo'
Shaniqua don't live here no mo'
Shaniqua don't live here no mo'
"Is Shaniqua there?" HELL NO

I wonder who Shaniqua is
What she does or where she lives
Is she a pothead with too many zits?
A movie star with incredible tits?
Does she take the train, or drive in the car?
Work in the office, or down at the bar?
How the hell should I know?
She could be albino for all I care
"Hello, is Shaniqua there?"
Yeah, she is, but she can't talk now
She's busy milking a purple cow
And talking to the Easter Bunny
"Man you thing you're funny!"
Shut up Beavis, I told you six times before

Shaniqua don't live here no mo'
Shaniqua don't live here no mo'
Shaniqua don't live here no mo'
"Is Shaniqua there?" HELL NO
Shaniqua don't live here no mo'
Shaniqua don't live here no mo'
Shaniqua don't live here no mo'
"Is Shaniqua there?" HELL NO

Checked my machine on Friday
There were tewnty-two messages
Man I can't win at this
One said
"This here's for the kid living with Shaniqua.
You want that chick, you can keep her!"
Will this ever cease
So I can get some sleep
Shaniqua moved out
Leave ya message at the beep
(Beep!)
"Yo shaniqua..."
"I Love You..."
"Call Me."

Shaniqua don't live here no mo'
Shaniqua don't live here no mo'
Shaniqua don't live here no mo'
"Is Shaniqua there?" HELL NO
Shaniqua don't live here no mo'
Shaniqua don't live here no mo'
Shaniqua don't live here no mo'
"Is Shaniqua there?" HELL NO