• Artist: Jamband
• Song Title: Granny
• Album: Hot & Ready

Intro: Oh gosh Granny, why you getting on so
If you want to come J'ouvert come J'ouvert man
But I hope you don't break down you know
Ah boy, problems, Nick Nick, Nicole, Nckay, Jacky, Britni,
Brandon, Kim, Shani, St. Thomas Finest

Verse 1: Mas Pagentry for 2003
So I bring my Granny to play mass wid me
Granny ole and steady but she think she young
So she come with Daddy to mash down town
She remember days of the old time fun
When bass and drum used to run the town
People think she old but she in de swing
Granny wan' de young peolple ting

Chorus: Hands up in the sky just like butterfly
Get something and wave, start to misbehave
Mussee pull your flag, massive raise your rag
We all join in de fun dis jam will never done
If you feeling irie (bend back) If you rise and dutty (push back)
If you know you sexy (throw back) join in dis party (bring back)
Wave Granny wave start to misbehave
Wine Granny wine have a real good time
If you feeling irie (bend back) if you rise and dutty (push back)
If you know you sexy (throw back) join in dis party (bring back)

Verse 2: Town in a frenzy people fluck to see
How meh Granny wukin dis city
Granny start a shaking going on de ground
A flag she waving while she getting on
Granny got the groove but she feeling fine
Telling the crowd now form a line
People think she dead but she still alive
Granny wan de young people drive

Chorus

Verse 3: J'ouvert and parade Daddy done gon' mad
Wining and rolling getting on bad
Dem young gyal jealous like they getting vex
I go bring one young man she go wine on next
Granny start to cry when Carnival done
She said herself she had so much fun
She coming back next year she done planning
For more of de young people ting!

Chorus

She remember days of the old time fun
When bass and drum used to run de town
People think she old but she in de swing
Granny wan' de young people ting!

(Ad libs)