• Artist: J-Kwon & Andy Milonakis
• Song Title: Like Dis
• Album: n/a

oh(x15)
(j-kwon & andy)
take it to the floor Andy
take it to the hood kwon
take it to the floor andy
take it to the hood kwon
take it to the floor andy
take it to the hood kwon
i'm a true pimp
and i'm a fake don

(j-kwon)
hi my name kwon
best friend andy
all we do is mack on these chicks and eat candy
live wit my mami
fart out my fanny
get hella drunk and share the box wit my granny

(andy)
hi my name andy
best friend kwon
he's a true pimp but im a fake don
i don't drink dom
grey goose and soda
got a lot of knowledge so they call me white yoda

(j-kwon)
me i'm a hustla
i don't like mustard
when i'm in the bed
i like my donuts custard
man u a busta u faker than hell
my lyrics on fire
that's that smell

(andy)
me i'm a joker
i play a lot of poker
if i catch ya cheatin like an egg i'll yolk ya
i just want to flow
check out how i rock this
this a new single
j-kwon and milonakis


(chorus)
it's like dis ya'll
we in the club wit the people like this ya'll
my baby mama she dun scratched up my lac ya'll
i'm such a pimp i'm talking certified mack ya'll
it's like that ya'll

it's like this ya'll
i ain't no playa so i dont drink cris ya'll
i call u wack because i came here to dis ya'll
all the strippers in the club getting tips ya'll,tips ya'll


(andy)
peanut butter on my face cuz i got no class
i would steal ur chick but she got no a**
i got a baby mama
i don't know her name
but really i'm a liar and i got no game

(j-kwon)
600 on my benz but i got no gas
back seat full of chicks, gurl put it on the glass
1 record blew
my record sells grew
my mama said boy u should of kept ur a** in skool(yea ur mom was rite)

(andy)
yea well that's what u get
for thinking ur the s***
forget about these chicks
we in the club eating grits
that's how we do it
sippin on some sizzurb
pulled up tp the club
got my rims on the cizzurb

(kwon)
Andy we off our rocker
we still drinking vodka
we on the dance floor
kickin it like soccer
nicknamed chubaca
u know how we rock this
this the new single j-kwon and milonakis
(chorus)
it's like dis ya'll
we in the club wit the people like this ya'll
my baby mama she dun scratched up my lac ya'll
i'm such a pimp i'm talking certified mack ya'll
it's like that ya'll

it's like this ya'll
i ain't no playa so i dont drink cris ya'll
i call u wack because i came here to dis ya'll
all the strippers in the club getting tips ya'll,tips ya'll

take it to the floor andy
take it to the hood kwon
take it to the floor andy
take it to the hood kwon
take it to the floor andy
take it to the hood kwon
i'm a true pimp
and i'm a fake don
take it to the floor andy
take it to the hood kwon
take it to the floor andy
take it to the hood kwon
take it to the floor andy
take it to the hood kwon
i'm a true pimp
and i'm a fake don

(chorus)
it's like dis ya'll
we in the club wit the people like this ya'll
my baby mama she dun scratched up my lac ya'll
i'm such a pimp i'm talking certified mack ya'll
it's like that ya'll

it's like this ya'll
i ain't no playa so i dont drink cris ya'll
i call u wack because i came here to dis ya'll
all the strippers in the club getting tips ya'll,tips ya'll


(kwon)
u know what time it is
u know what time it is(stupid a** mutha f***a)
u know what time it is (eat a d***)
we dun hopped in the train and andy milonakis(eat some cream cheese mutha f***as)