{Intro}
{'Big Worm' talking}
Yeah that's cool
Er, everything closed so we just
We might as well just go straight to the hotel
And just get some rest
Let me slide this d*** up on in ya
{Verse 1}
{Ice Cube}
If I was f***ing you right about now
You'd have a d*** stuck in you (yeah)
Have to go brag to your f***ing crew
On how this rap n**** d*** you down
Kendo passed them guts and didn't have to kick you down
Who this b**** n**** wit' you now?
Do we know about your X-files?
And your sex styles?
And all the n****z that you think about f***ing
And all the s*** you know you really wanna do when we buzz it (hahaha)
{K-Mac}
If I was f***ing you, s***, it'd be like drama (yeah)
And you might get tripped on by my baby mama (hey mac)
So do what I tell you and everything'll be alright
You're cute as f***, plus that a** is tight (hype)
Get the f*** on 'fore these n****z start to fight
I can see it in your eyes, you wanna f*** tonight
Give Herden everything, she got a fool in love (fool)
Gave it up to me and gangsta after the club
{Mr Short Khop}
If I was f***ing you, I'd be pakin the piss
The horny weight d*** gettin' laid is for chips
B**** I'm tryina' make grits
Him in with the trojan pack 'o six
Hin the gin and juice the mix
No time to pause, gots to drop draws
Prep through a half spankin', breakin' down walls
With tactics, n**** used two proper lactics (double-up)
Hit the twat chopper style
Bang it up back {echo}
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If I was f***ing you {echo}
{overlapping} ooh, oo, yeah, a, ahh, uhh, uh, come on
{Verse 2}
{Ice Cube}
If I was f***ing you, you'd be like f*** everybody
Kill, this p****yours
Washin' dishes, rubbin' floors
Doin' chores for a n****
Open doors for a n****
Ridin' shotgun, holdin' forty-fours for a n****
At the motelly, got you on your belly
In come morcelli
N****z calling K-Mac, b****es calling Kelly
Do it like Arthur Fonzarelli, hit the lights
So we can try to reform these potential dites
{K-Mac}
If I was f***ing you, you'd be spendin' all your dough (yeah)
Buying n**** s***, that you don't even know (mm)
Credit card maxed out
Bank account tapped out
Writin' bad cheques (hahaha)
When I call you break your neck
You do whatever please me, runnin' burs while I take it easy
Will as you do whatever, live your life just to please me
These buster-ass n****z make the s*** so easy
(He was f***ing me?) for sheazly
{Mr Short Khop}
If I was f***ing you, I'd let the homies f*** too
Run up in the guts bust nuts and we're through
Hey you feenin'
cooch screamin', heatin' cleanin'
Tag-teamin', suckin' semen {echo}
Keep it low, put it in your grill cos you love me
With video footage of you giving n**** scully (got you)
Hold it till you've chocked off the b****ed and got got
And roll one to smoke, grab my s*** and shake my spot
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{Intro}
{'Big Worm' talking}
Nineteen inches of complicated funk. hahahaha
Ango urgin', probably be vomiting d*** for a week though
Suckin' on semen, hahahahahahah...
Hmmm... be careful what you wish for, you just might get it
