• Artist: Eminem
• Song Title: The Kiss (Skit)
• Album: The Eminem Show

[Eminem:]
I'm gonna kill this b****
Im'a kill him
I'm going to f**king jail
Cuz I'm gonna kill this b****

[Dave:]
Yo man

[Eminem:]
What

[Dave:]
I don't know
I gotta really really bad feelin about this

[Eminem:]
Man would you shut the f**k up dave you always gotta bad feelin man
That's her car right their

[Dave:]
Aight let me park

[Eminem:]
Just park

[Dave:]
Im parkin!

[Eminem:]
Turn the car off dog

[Dave:]
Aight

[Eminem:]
Aight we wait

[Dave:]
We wait for what

[Eminem:]
We wait till she comes out and then i'm gonna f**kin kill her

[Dave:]
Man you ain't gonna kill no one
What the f**k did you bring that for

[Eminem:]
Man shut the f**k up dog
Just shut up, the f**kin clip is empty

[Dave:]
Man don't point that s**t at me

[Eminem:]
It's not even loaded b****,look

[Dave:]
Dude, god I f**kin hate it when you do that s**t

[Eminem:]
Yeah but its funny as f**k

[Dave:]
Mothaf**ka i'm gonna kill you one of these days I swear

[Eminem:]
Gets you everytime
Is that her?

[Dave:]
where?

[Eminem:]
Right there mothaf**ka

[Dave:]
oohh yeah

[Eminem:]
Aight get down get down

[Dave:]
F**k, what you doing to her?

[Eminem:]
Get down!

[Dave:]
What the f**k you want me to get under the car?

[Eminem:]
Yo, who she walkin with

[Dave:]
How the f**k am i suppose to know,you told me to duck down

[Eminem:]
Its the f**kin bouncer
Did she just kiss him

[Dave:]
I don't think so

[Eminem:]
Dog she just f**kin kissed him

[Dave:]
No she didn't

[Eminem:]
She's kissin him

[Dave:]
No she's not

[Eminem] Gets out the car

[Dave:]
Ohh s**t

[Eminem:]
Come on

[Screaming & Running]