• Artist: Eminem
• Song Title: Hello
• Album: Relapse

Hello
Allow me to introduce myself
My name is
Shady
It's so nice to meet you
Its been a long time
I'm sorry I've been away so long
My name is
Shady
I never meant to leave you

[Verse 1]
You see that chick in the gym checking me out
Any second i'm bout to stick her neck in my mouth
I lose a pill and I'm recklessly wrecking the house
That was supposed to be breakfast where the heck is it now
There's the necklace I lost right next to to Stephanie's blouse
Man I should check to see if my mom left any out
Nope Guess I'll reroute
Maybe somewhere in the depths of the couch
Oh Jackpot yeah open Sesame mouth
Down the hatch and the feeling you can't match it
A rat tap tap on your door with the damn ratchet
Attack tack tacking a whore with a damn hatchet
A knapsack packed with like 40 some Xanaxes
Shortly come back I'm tryin a' score me some lap dances
I'm bout to relapse so baby pour me some Jack Daniels
Forumla 44D and 40's with bad capsules
The bad apple spoils the bunch I'm back at cha

[Chorus]
I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do was just say hello
And are you menstruating baby
My little friend's waiting to say hello
The way your titties are wiggling
And your booty's shaking like Jello
I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do was just say hello

[Verse 2]
Yeah
My equilibriums off must be the lithium
I don't need to buy any drugs man people gimmie em
It just becomes everyday extra curriculum
No reason in particular it was strictly fun
A 5th of rum and 2 bottles of 151
51 people asleep in my damn living room
Excuse me hon' but what is your name, Vivianne
I woke up next to ya naked and uhh did we um
Of course we did but didn't I strap jimmy hon'
I'm looking for the torn rapper but there don't seem to be one
No offense baby girl I don't mean any harm
But disease is something I'm tryna keep my penis free from
I find the package and I'm cool I immediately run
Like Speedy Gonzales to see if I see anyone
Who might have a couple of threes I'm fiending for some
My head is pounding to the beat of the drum

[Chorus]
Well I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do was just say hello
And do ya happen to have anything on ya to make my mood mellow
Some are opal and some are pink, some are blue and some are just yellow
Well I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do was just say hello

[Verse 3]
Oh, those were the days they certainly were
It's hurting me to know that I'll be closing that curtain for good
Word, word, word, word, word, word
I second that and a third rushed to emergency surgery
To try to flush me because of the drugs that he purchased
He's no longer getting them 300 bucks for these Percodans
Plus it's getting to be where he lustfully searched the den
Pain is hitting his knee and his muscles be hurting him
Tirelessly on the phone trying to russle up muscle relaxants
For his back and a couple of Paxes
Now he's doubling backwards & he's stumbling back
Slipped and fell hit his back bone heard something go crack
Now he's up in the bathroom like he's busting a nap
Almost ended it that soon because of the fact
I'm just busting my own chops while I'm busting a rap
Resuscitated and rejuved so f*** it I'm back

[Chorus]
Well I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do was just say Hello
Do you happen to have anything on you to make my mood mellow
Some are opal and some are pink
Some are blue and some are just yellow
Girl I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do was to just say Hello

That's all I'm saying
Hello
Allow me to introduce myself
My name is
Shady
It's so nice to meet you
It's been a long time
I'm sorry I've been away so long
My name is
Shady
I never meant to leave you

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