• Artist: Bowling For Soup
• Song Title: Almost
• Album: A Hangover You Don't Deserve

i almost got drunk at school at 14
where i almost made out with the homecoming queen
who almost went on to be miss Texas
but lost to a slut with much bigger breastes
i almost dropped out to move to LA
where i was almost famous for almost a day

and i almost had you
but i guess that doesn't cut it
almost loved you
i almost wish you would've loved me too

i almost held up a grocery store
where i almost did 5 years and then 7 more
cause i almost got popped for a fight with a thug
cause he almost made off with a bunch of the drugs
that i almost got hooked on cause you ran away
and i wish i would've had the nerve to ask you to stay

and i almost had you
but i guess that doesn't cut it
almost had you
and i didn't even know it

you kept me guess and now i guess that
i spent my time missing you
i almost wish you would've loved me too

here i go thinking about all the things i could've done
i'm gonna need a forklift cause all the baggage weighs a ton
i know we've had our problems i can't remember one

i almost forgot to say something else
and if i can't fit it in i'll keep it all to myself
i almost wrote a song about you today
but i tore it all open and threw it all away

and i almost had you
but i guess that doesn't cut it
almost had you
and i didn't even know it

you kept me guessing and now i guess that
i spent my time missing you
and i almost had you

i almost wish you would've loved me too