(woohoohoo 2x)
Debbie just hit the wall,
she never had it all,
one Prozac a day,
husband's a CPA,
her dreams went out the door,
when she turned 24,
only been with one man,
what happened to her plan?
She was gonna be an actress,
she was gonna be a star,
she was gonna shake her a**,
on the hood of White Snake's car,
her yellow SUV,
is now the enemy,
looks at her average life,
and nothing
...has been...all right since
(chorus)
Springestein, Madonna,
way before Nirvana,
there was U2 and Blondie,
and music still on MTV,
her two kids,
in high school,
they tell her that she's uncool,
cuz she's still preoccupied,
with 19, 19, 1985
woohoohoo
1985
woohoohoo
She's seen all the classics,
she knows every line,
Breakfast Club, Pretty in Pink,
even St. Elmo's Fire,
she rocked out to Wham,
not a big Limp Bisquit fan,
thought she'd get a hand,
on a member of Duran Duran,
Where's the miniskirt,
made of snake skin,
and who's the other guy,
singing in Van Halen,
when did reality become TV,
whatever happened to
...sitcoms....gameshows,
on the radio was
(chorus)
She hates time,
make it stop,
when did Motley Cru
become Classic Rock,
when did Ozzie
become an actor,
please make it
stop, stop..stop
and bring back
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