• Artist: Afroman
• Song Title: Because I Got High
• Album: Good Times

I was gonna
Clean my room
Until I got high
I gonna get up and
Find the broom
But then I got high
My room is
Still messed up
And I know why
'Cause I got high (x3)
I was gonna go to class
Before I got high
I coulda cheated and
I coulda passed
But I got high
I am taking it next semester
And I know why
'Cause I got high (x3)

I was gonna go to work
But then I got high
I just got
A new promotion
But I got high
Now I'm selling dope
And I know why
'Cause I got high (x3)

I was gonna go to court
Before I got high
I was gonna
Pay my child support
But then I got high
They took
My whole paycheck
And I know why
'Cause I got high (x3)

I wasnt gonna
Run from the cops
But I was high
I was gonna pull right over
And stop but I was high
Now I am a paraplegic
Because I got high (x3)

I was gonna
Pay my car note
Until I got high
I was gonna
Gamble on the boat
But then I got high
Now the tow truck
Is pulling away
And I know why
Because I got high (x3)

I was gonna
Make love to you
But then I got high
I was gonna
Eat yo p***y too
But then I got high
Now I'm jacking off
And I know why
'Cause I got high (x3)

I messed up my entire life
Because I got high
I lost my kids and wife
Because I got high
Now I'm sleeping
On the sidewalk
And I know why
'Cause I got high (x3)

I'm gonna stop
Singing this song
Because I'm high
I'm singing this
Whole thing wrong
Because I'm high
And if I don't
Sell one copy
I know why
'Cause I'm high (x3)